hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

(via purdyparanoia)

-kergan:

chompybacon:

i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

This is the most accurate post ever

(Source: chompyface)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via meli-)